Why doesn't the Bible ever mention anybody having a cold?
And verily David didst turn his head upon his pillow and it ranneth forth upon the pillow. Nathan saith unto David, "Thy nose doth runneth over. Didst thy mother never teach thee to blow?" Then David smiteth Nathan upon the jaw with yon slippery palm for it wast wet with snot. Thereupon Nathan was not fully hit upon the jaw because David slippethest.
Okay, but no one ever had a cold in the Bible. Jesus would have lineups for divine septoplasty. I am tired of sounding 2 octaves lower than normal. I am tired of a dry throat in the morning. I am tired of slippery roads (that's another story).
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Your nose is not that runny. I like the deep voice. Talk to me baby. Sharona
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